Bon Iver
Bon Iver is an indie folk band that basically just has Justin Vernon whisper on slow. These easy-to-play guitar licks routinely forces the listener to fall asleep or pass out from boredom. I guess that’s what the band’s going for. Since its creation in 2007, every album has sounded exactly the same. Bon Iver is as granola as it gets, and its popularity comes mostly from high schoolers trying to show off to their friends that they’re hipster and progressive.